Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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