Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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