your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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