walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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