omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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