ugly people sure do ruin things
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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