come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
