i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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