she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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