I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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