So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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