Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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