mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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