so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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