I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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