So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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