you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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