Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
