It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
There r osticjed everywhere
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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