On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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