butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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