Kiss
Puke
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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