YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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