He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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