So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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