why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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