I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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