I am puke
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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