You just made me feel so damn special
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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