windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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