if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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