at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
