Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She bit a glass in half.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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