no. you can't hotbox the world.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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