You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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