At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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