they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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