He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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