Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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