let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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