fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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