we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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