she smelled like a LAN party
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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