i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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