i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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