Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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