dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize
