i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
