But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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