that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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