I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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